Characters

Subjects:


 * Nicholas Benjamin
 * The Chinese Sponsorship Man
 * Baathist demagogue
 * Yiddish individual
 * Subject JC
 * 5'2
 * Eddie "Fat Nuts" Spazo
 * Fortnite Enjoyers
 * He with colossal amounts of wealth

Containment Unit:


 * The Big Man of Margate
 * "Him"
 * Grand Wizard O'Brien
 * Court Jester Clements

Side Characters:


 * Sensei Lisa
 * Craig Mackinley
 * Fortnite


 * Shifu
 *  'are nige
 *  Tony
 *  Shub-Niggurath
 *  Hijab Waifu