Chinese Sponsorship Man

Chinese Sponsorship Man is a mythical creature, created in the fryers of a local Chinese Takeaway. Being born from the greasy depths of the fryers, he was obligated to take time out of his life to spread tales from his place of birth, and his sensei.

His current whereabouts are unknown, however it is suspected he entered a portal through the rubbish bins outside the local chippy. Some claim this was a setup, owing to claims of fraud in the recent DRCpresidential elections, of which he stood candidate.

It is well documented that the Chinese Sponsorship Man often makes use of a power lost to the ages, known to us mortals as "Lying Voice"