Subject JC

Subject JC is an Irish male who resides in the Laleham compound against his own free will. In 1782 he was let out of the facility on parole to find a suitable wife, to which he brought back Ritsu Tainaka, an extract from the Slapahoe tribe of the State of Iowa. He is primarily known for culturally diversifying the Yeargroup with the poison of his Wife's clan, sucking the penis of Nick Benjamin, being the lead Drummer for the Techno pop band known as Weezer and fighting in the Korean war for the ROK.

Early Life
JC was born in County Cork, Ireland where he quickly rose to power in the United Ireland party, which sought Irish reunification with the United Kingdom. However, he was exiled by special executive orders of Michael Higgins and detained in the Laleham compound on trumped up charges of severe retardation and refusing to wear socks on a public airliner.

During his transfer to the asylum, he briefly escaped and fled to Korea, volunteering in the UN peacekeeper forces there to help fight the Red Terror threatening Seoul. It is confirmed that Subject JC was the primary organiser of the Bodo League Massacre and other horrific war crimes committed throughout the conflict.

Nevertheless, during the Inchon Landings he was captured by ROK Lieutenant James Charles and transferred once and for all to the Laleham facility, where he was kept under strict house arrest and forced into a 24/7 sock wearing mandate which he violently resists from time to time.

In Laleham
Inside the tunnel of horrors known as Laleham, he grew his small cult of personality. He fostered friendly relations with all the other inmates, ready to call an army to his banner for when The baathist demagogue would call his eventual jihad on the holy lands. In 1492 in response to the Enlightenment, Subject JC engaged in widespread iconoclasm which resulted in the destruction of all religious symbolism in the Compound depicting the Gamer Council. He was punished severely for such trespasses and subjected to 1 week without Green Album, which drove him into a permanent state of madness.

In this state of madness, JC became politically aware and helped found the Laleham Nationalist Society with his close breeding partners The baathist demagogue and the Yiddish individual. It is speculated that the organised systemic oppression of Radiohead enjoyers was directed by him and the anonymous radio speech known to the masses as "Zeus has tiny fucking twig legs look at those weenies" was also of his making.

Fictional Wife
Subject JC is a confirmed womaniser who preys only on the 2D. As mentioned before he managed to acquire Ritsu Tainaka as his wife in the 18th century, which led to a very one sided patriarchal marriage in which he decides how many times a night the pair will watch the hit made for TV movie Step Brothers. As of the 21st century the lowest amount JC has decided is 11.

International incidents
In late 2015 JC was brought before the UN supreme Court to plead guilty before the International community on charges of online sexism, homophobia and high treason against the United States of America. He was sentenced to jack shit as there is no harsher punishment than spending another 5 minutes in Laleham Gap.

On the eve of July 17th, 1936, JC was tried and found guilty of attempting to push Manuel Azana down the stairs in an effort to end socialism in the Iberian Peninsula.

In 2016, JC was solely responsible for the "Important" Incident.

JC stood trial at an unknown date for suspected involvement in the Paki Puncher incident. Despite pleading not guilty, whispering "fuck them sandmonkeys" under his breath gave away his true intentions. After that he was awarded the title "el retarde" for his blunders throughout the international judiciary.

It is believed that Subject JC is responsible for the July 2024 "Whitstable Butcher incident".