5'2

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5'2 is a vertically challenged cross-dressing gender fluid Hispanic small goblin type little character who was known primarily throughout the lands for his towering height and bouts of madness.

During the fatty flight, all of his limbs were broken which marked the creation of the breakening, which was a temporal event where all of 5'2's limbs were shattered save his spine by everyone in a 10 mile radius.

In his failed attempt to court the Gilgamesh consumer of foods, he turned to enlisting in the vast armies of Liverpool FC, however he was refused and spent the rest of his days crying like a little bitch (aka just crying like a little bitch) about being cucked by Zeus himself. It is fabled that his face melted half off at the flex of Zeus's raw muscle strength.