Laleham Nationalist Society

The Laleham Nationalist Society is a merry band of retards who's primary aim is to wrestle control of the Laleham Parliament from the eternally reigning council of gamers and then declare an independent Laleham Fascist Theocracy. Unfortunately, all elections since The Great Reese's War have been rigged in favour of the council of gamers, meaning that gains in terms of seats are impossible for the LNS. However, they remain the most popular fascist organisation and political party in the facility and try to influence Laleham politics in more unconventional ways such as gun running, corruption and institutional racism.

Early History
The Laleham Nationalist Society was founded in the Year 9 hub after a workers riot exposed a crack ring involving most of the gamer council. This scandal resulted in fuck all so the Laleham Nationalist Society was founded to protect the interests of the Subjects. At first the Party flourished, gaining support especially among the mentally disabled, which made up the entirety of the Year group. As a result, in a fashion similar to Hitler's Gestapo the A.C.E group was deployed to off set the rallies, which attributed partially to causes of The Great Reese's War.

Despite setbacks and consistent nuclear war, the Party received a total of 4 votes in the 1026 General Election, making it the largest party in the Laleham Parliament. Nevertheless, the Party lacked the capacity to form a government due to how intensely mentally challenged its leadership was, so a compromise was made with the Council of Gamers to keep the Status Quo. The main component of the compromise was the signing of the declaration of independence by Mr Gamer.

Membership
The Parties' initial founders were Subject JC, The baathist demagogue and the Yiddish individual. As the party grew, many people such as A Main Character and Eddie "Fat Nuts" Spazo joined the parties ranks as a result of the devastation caused by the The Great Reese's War. It is speculated that the party has around 4 non member supporters, as the party has received exactly 4 votes in every election it has stood in since its founding.

The incumbent Il Duce of the party is The baathist demagogue.

Propaganda
See LNS Propaganda

Achievements
The Main achievement of the party was the Signing of the Declaration of independence, where Mr Gamer signed a document written by Nicholas Benjamin and his slaves which detailed the process of secession from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland by the Laleham Principality. Shortly after this the Party's membership danced and rejoiced in the streets in celebration of their newfound independence. However, this was brought crashing down as the LNS membership realised that Mr Gamer did not have the authority to secede from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Later on, the Party campaigned for Craig Mackinley for Lalish independence, however this would mean conceding power to locals which his highness would not submit to. Thus, the dispute is currently ongoing.

The Party was able to help mobilise the Subject forces in the Great Reese's War.

Scandals
The LNS has had many scandals during its long existence which vary from petty accusations to ancient documents detailing plans to orchestrate the First World War.

In 1945 the Party was tried at the Tokyo Trials for an advisory role in the expansion of the Japanese Empire into Indo-China. However, Harry S Truman vetoed the sentence as he was puppeteered by The baathist demagogue into doing so.

The party was found of harbouring fatties in 2015, after a quick apology the night of the long knives took place, purging the party of all associated fatties, clearing LNS's name as a result.

The war of Spanish Succession has been attributed as being started by the LNS, however this is heavily disputed. Notable believers in this theory include Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pyrocynical and former UK Prime Minister Theresa May.

In 492 BC, anonymous whistle-blowers came out stating that members of the LNS had written the fanfiction K-on Rape Game. LNS has yet to make a statement, which has caused controversy within its ranks and multiple cross party UN investigations.