Eddie "Fat Nuts" Spazo

Born into the inky void of space at the dawn of time the creature known most by his fat nuts has had a storied past. His favourite meal is beans on toast and he drinks milk by the pint, straight from the cow.

Arrival and time at Laleham
It arrived at Laleham at the end of 2018 where it spent some time in its dormant state, preparing to fully unleash its fat nuts upon the facility. Some say that prolonged exposure to the Weezer Fanatic and the prince of R'lyeh is what caused him to emerge from his shell and manifest into chaos and autism. After becoming one with the colony that is the subjects of Laleham he contributed to their machinations, schemes and helped with the successful escape attempt. His marriage to Nicholas that made him into the princess of R'lyeh was a tremendous boost to his political status, resulting in his alter ego Joe Biden winning the 2020 U.S election. The greatest conflict that it experienced was the grand battle against Joe [REDACTED], where the subjects all had to band together to tackle the monster.

Trivia:


 * His original name was Bartholomew, but was changed after the doctors examined his gargantuan testicles